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Pharmaceutical giant Merck has been accused of attempting to discredit, de-fund and neutralise doctors critical of its anti-arthritis drug Vioxx®.
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Vioxx® was withdrawn from sale in 2004, however, after Merck researchers failed to discover a cure for criticism of Vioxx®.
Merck maintains that any drug will produce at least some side-effects, including constipation, diarrhoea and systematic attacks on the research community.
It was only after Merck started to go after aromatherapists who weren’t prescribing Vioxx® that staff realised they’d gone too far.
Merck maintains that any drug will produce at least some side-effects, including constipation, diarrhoea and systematic attacks on the research community.
