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Remains of Channel Nine careers found in bushland

Two reporters and a producer have been sacked and the director of news has resigned from Channel Nine in Brisbane after the station was caught faking live crosses to their helicopter.

Australia loses World Cup bid after FIFA finds out we don’t play soccer

Australia has lost its bid to host the 2022 soccer World Cup: our three-year, $45 million campaign garnered just one of the 22 votes of FIFA’s governing board.

Fairfax’s 2011 Leunig calendar packed with fresh insights about how shit life is

This weekend Sydney Morning Herald and Age readers picked up their hotly-anticipated 2011 calendars, with each month featuring a new and whimsical doodle from longtime Fairfax cartoonist Michael Leunig.

Heartbreak as Sally Pearson misses out on Man Booker prize

Australian track and field sensation Sally Pearson has been cruelly stripped of her gold medal in the 100 metres final four hours after she won the event in Delhi.

Woman who posed in bra not related to someone you know of

A women posed in a magazine today. What’s more interesting is who she isn’t related to.

Television archaeologists discover evidence of ancient Law & Order episodes

US television network NBC has announced that the current, 20th, season of crime drama Law & Order will be its last.

Avatar film makes fans want to escape from reality, most did so a while back

Left-wing blockbuster Avatar may be inspiring its many fans to commit suicide, according to reports, because of the unattainable idyll of the film’s unrealistic setting.

Animals in Kevin Rudd children’s book stay relentlessly on-message

Kevin Rudd’s new book for children, Jasper & Abby and the Great Australia Day Kerfuffle follows the adventures of the Prime Minister’s cat and dog at the Lodge.

‘Packed to the Rafters’ denies its plots are too risque and its title is too clever

The creators of Seven’s hit drama Packed to the Rafters, which follows the trials and tribulations of the fictional Rafter family, have been stung by criticism of recent risque plotlines.

Goulburn’s Constable Clown promises crooks ‘laugh without parole’

The state’s Industrial Relations Commission has ruled that the police must reinstate an officer who covered up his second job as “The Magic Jester”.

Gastro outbreak at Perisher prompts National Parks to re-issue warnings about yellow snow

Visitors to Smiggin Holes village in Kosciuszko National Park are being advised to boil water after a mysterious outbreak of gastric illness at the popular resort.

City2Surf runner rushed to hospital in 96 minutes, a personal best

A man in his fifties has been rushed to hospital just 12 minutes into this year’s City2Surf race.

Fat wog facing two counts of chk and one count of boom

Internet sensation Clare Werbeloff, the “chk chk boom chick”, now says she lied about seeing a “fat wog” shoot a “skinny wog” in Kings Cross.

Guy from Rome visits Israel, Christianity on agenda

The Pope has kicked off the most sensitive leg of his Middle Eastern tour with a visit to Jerusalem.

Can Ten News replace The Simpsons in defining a generation?

Citing the high cost of the episodes, Network Ten will cancel its 6pm repeats of hit cartoon The Simpsons and extend its one-hour news bulletin to 90 minutes.

Australia loses World Cup bid after FIFA finds out we don’t play soccer

Ms Gillard later claimed that the kangaroo was "entitled to its private views".



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