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Internet sensation Clare Werbeloff, the “chk chk boom chick”, now says she lied about seeing a “fat wog” shoot a “skinny wog” in Kings Cross.
The frivolity over Miss Werbeloff’s statements obscures the very serious issue here: a skinny wog is now fighting for his life in hospital, while a fat wog faces two counts of chk and one count of boom.
One piece of good news from the shooting is that Miss Werbeloff has reportedly received dozens of job offers since appearing on Nine News. Finally, a job-creation strategy that works: saying whatever shit pops into your head on Channel Nine. Then again, The Footy Show has been getting away with it for years.
The “chk chk boom” catchphrase has even spread to Federal Parliament, with NSW Labor MP Anthony Albanese accusing Malcolm Turnbull of being like Miss Werbeloff. You can see why the NSW Labor Party is unsettled by the case, with all these fat wogs getting arrested, any one of them could be next.
