A Swedish man has been gaoled for 18 months after mixing abortifascient drugs into his pregnant girlfriend’s yoghurt, Associated Press has reported.
For the man, who considered himself unready to be a father, this marks the second time he’s gotten into serious trouble because of a white, gooey substance.
For her part, the woman was happy to discover that a yoghurt could taste great and help her lose three kilos.
The case has prompted Dairy Farmers to commission new ads with the tagline “Spare a thought for the abortifascients that weren’t lucky enough to end up in Ski.“
AP reports that the defendant’s lawyer, Lars Boberg, will lodge an appeal on his client’s behalf. The Daily Grind understands that Mr Boberg will submit the paperwork as soon as the judges have enjoyed some of this delicious yoghurt.