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A female suicide bomber has killed 16 people including one child in an attack on Baquba, Iraq.
The militant will now go to heaven where, unfortunately, she will be confronted by 72 guys who have never had sex.
Investigators believe that the attack came at “that time of the month,” with one telling a press conference “Am I right, fellas?” (I know, what a jerk.)
The bombing follows an attack last Tuesday, when a car bomb explosion at a busy bus stop in northern Baghdad killed 51 people and left another 75 wounded. The bombing was seven minutes late.
Indeed, the bomb site was already full of people, and many intended victims had to wait for the next one.
