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Convicted drug smuggler Schapelle Corby is on suicide watch in a Balinese hospital after losing 30 kilograms in two weeks.
It’s the miracle diet that’s sweeping the nation.
According to sources, Ms Corby is suffering from hallucinations and paranoia. So imagine what she’d be like if she’d had a chance to smoke the 4.1 kilos of marajuana in her bag.
Prison officials say that Ms Corby’s depression deepened after her appeal was turned down, and that she stopped eating. This could be her mental condition, or perhaps she’s just sick of nasi goreng.
And here’s a quick travel tip. If you are found with drugs when entering the Republic of Indonesia, simply wave a 100,000 rupiah note in the officer’s face and say, “I was carrying them for a friend, perhaps you know General Sukarno?” You should then tell some jokes.
