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Two boys, aged 12 and eight, have uncovered rifles and ammunition buried beneath their primary school on the Gold Coast.
After breaking out the weapons, the students declared the start of the “education revolution.”
Weapons were distributed to boys in years four, five and six before students seized the library building.
Infants-school students who made it out before the firing began say that terrible abuses have been committed in the name of the education revolution, including noogies, dackings and the overuse of the buzzword “education revolution.”
The militants are demanding that more be spent on renovations and laptops. One prefect told The Daily Grind that the students would continue the education revolution until death, or graduation, whichever comes first.
