New South Wales Education Minister Verity Firth has responded to a US report ranking Australian fourth-graders in the worst category for bullying.
“NSW has good processes in place,” Mrs Firth told The Daily Grind, “you little dweeb.”
The minister believes that the high rate of reported bullying is merely a symptom of a far more troubling problem: an increase in dobbing.
Mrs Firth then concluded the interview by kicking sand in our faces and stealing our lunch money.